Ben Franklin's Moral Algebra

Every Sunday, for years, a “Sandals and a Stick” article was published. I was pleased with that record. To me, it reinforced the chosen path for the analysis and discovery of who I am as a person with a gauge for tracking my spiritual progress – or lack thereof. A year ago, 30-Second Sermons and Seasonings videos were added to the workload, along with high hopes and forward-looking excitement.

But if you’ve read the main webpage in recent times, you’ll notice things have changed. Mentioned here were moments of clarity and hope. There were also times when the ‘agony of defeat’ ruled the day. “Sandals and a Stick” was waffling.

Weird Ones: Shampoo Code and Politics

Weirdness. Let’s not worry about how this happens or where it originates. I promise it will be easier for all of us.

We’ve all heard those three simple commands—the mantra of our daily shower rituals. The shampoo bottles stand at attention, waiting for their turn in the spotlight. It’s a choreographed dance: squirt, lather, rinse, repeat. But today, something shifted. This morning, an error set my eye ablaze.

A drop of shampoo found its way into my peeper, and suddenly, my ocular world was chaotic. As I blinked (and cursed), I wondered about the purpose of eyelids. Those unassuming flaps of skin—usually taken for granted—had failed me. My shut-them-tight-when-shampooing automation misfired. "Must be a bug in the software", I thought