Once upon a time, two of my friends and I were called out of the Catholic grade school to the Monsignor’s office. In the eighth grade, this event was a bit ominous.
As it turns out, this interruption to our school day had nothing to do with being called out on the carpet. Well, not that carpet. It was more a call to the carpet of green. It seemed that the Padre’ wished to spend time with kids who knew how to play golf.